I'd have gotten a "hot flash" ... right upside the head for something
like that.

I've got 35 years invested in the current spouse. It would take a new
one waaay to long to train me all over again. So I'm staying where I'm
at.

But Kate DID say I could have my walk-in cooler. ... Hmmm...

Nah! I an't goin' there. =