Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> In article .com>,
> "-L." > wrote:
>
> > Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> > > WHERE IN SAM HELL DID I PUT THEM? I have two jars, made for gifts and
> > > hidden from Himself and I CANNOT FIND THOSE SUCKERS! I could just spit!
> > > JAY-zuzz!!
> > >
> > > Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.
> >
> > Ooh,ooh,ooh - recipe?
> >
> > -L.
>
> Not until you find my GD ALMONDS!

Well, the stock answer here is "Up Ike's ass!"

I have no idea who Ike is. We did not name our son Isaac for this
reason.

-L.