On Sun, 15 Feb 2004 02:47:37 +0100, steve wrote:

> hi all. i have a problem.
> i come from a forest in the north of norway and have been picked on in
> usernet because i`m a troll, really, a real troll.
> im over 300 years old and have never been rude to anyone in my life. i dont
> mind being called a troll, but it seems to me that people generally dont
> like trolls. but i speak for the entire troll population when i say that we
> are simple, peace loving, forest dwelling folk that are only on usenet to
> get advice on various topics such as computer maintainance, sewing, cooking,
> the skinning of small children and so on ,and i would thank you all to
> remember that we are not out to cause trouble of any sort.
> try picking on the pixies, or those hobbit ******s instead.
> cheers
>
> a troll.

Actually, I don#t believe you to be a real Norwegian troll, as they come
from under the mountains, not forests.
--
Tim.

If the human brain were simple enough that we could understand it, we would
be so simple that we couldn't.