Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last
eight
days:



The hurricane only hit black families' property.


New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the
hurricane.


Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.


New Orleans has no white people.


The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama
resident.


When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV.


The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans:
now
the city is welfare, looters and gang-free and they are in your city.


White folks don't make good news stories.


Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you,
instead
bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.


Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue
efforts.


Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and
give you money for being stupid.


I feel so sorry for all those black folks. The only way it could have
been worse was to be white.