cl wrote:

> IFYPFY

And we should discuss Kevins notion of pettiness more thoroughly.

Pettiness is the very definition of your persona, Kevin. That is your
self-defined purpose for your very existence on AFB. Your pettiness drives
you to dry hump those whom you target so vigorously, that those self-same
objects of your affections walk away from their computers puzzled about why
their legs feel so well massaged.

All the major dictionaries list "Kevin" under the various options given for
the word "Petty"

Thesaurus listings include "Kevin" as an alternative usage for the word
"Petty".

"You are a very Kevin person", has come to mean "You are a very Petty
person."

Even Richard Petty had briefly flirted with the idea of changing his name to
Richard Kevin, out of recognition that no one could be more Petty than
Kevin.

Hell, even Snap-On Tools has you listed in their manuals as the "calibration
standard" for Petty.

You are a useless commodity, Kevin. Except as a living, breathing example of
what it means to be Petty.

Now, let's see what the dictionary has listed under the word "Useless".
Well, looky here. As an example it has, "As Kevin as teats on a boar".
Bwahahaha.