"Jeff" wrote in news:[email protected]
Let us pray...
Our Beer, who art in bottles
Hallowed be thy name
Thy pouring come
Thy drinking be done
At home as it is in the Bar
Give us this day our daily head
And forgive us our fornications
As we forgive those who fornicate against us
And lead us not into Prohibition
But deliver us from Sobriety
For Thine is the Brewery, the Alcohol, and the Intoxication
Now and forever
But I've seen much better versions:
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be when drunk.
I will be drunk
At home as I am in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the ale and the lager.
For ever and ever,
nil illegitimi carborundum