I just baked an Alligator and it was wonderful

Roy Basan wrote:

> "Vox Humana" > wrote in message >...
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>>"Roy Basan" > wrote in message
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(Blaine Adamson) wrote in message
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>> om>...
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>>>>They are very huge, so should I cut them into pieces before baking or
>>>>should I roast them outside over the fire ?
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>>>>What can you recommend ?
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>>>Hello mate....
>>>Please do me a favor.... find a funeral insititution and go directly
>>>to the crematorium,put your whale( besure that its cut up to pieces to
>>>fit ) and your self in two caskets and ask the person in charge of
>>>that institution to have you and your whale pieces cremated.
>>>Your last will will be that you and your butchered leviathan ashes
>>>will be scattered to the ocean....
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>>That's a waste of a perfectly good whale. I think the OP should try
>>cremating himself first, just to see if it works.
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> A perfectly good whale should be in the ocean and not in the home of a
> dolt.
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> It is just a like asking how do you bake a bull or a cow if your oven
> is tiny...A plain common sense can help him if he not lazy to think.