Far as I can tell, someone wrote:
>Ive just moved into my own house, im an ok cook but i was wondering if
>anyone could give me some good receipes?

One box of Cheerios
One bowl
One thing of milk
One spoon
One thing of sugar, or to taste

Pour Cheerios into bowl until almost full
Pour milk into bowl and stir a little
Sprinkle on some sugar
Eat until full, then Burp.

Once you've got that mastered, we'll try the lobster thermador ecrovets
with a bournaise sause, served in the purple salm manor with chalots and
overshies, garnished with truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and
spam.

Sorry, those are the only two good recipes I have.
I wanted to be a lumberjack.