BryanGSimmons wrote:
> On 3/2/2021 11:28 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:
>> On Tue, 02 Mar 2021 19:47:51 -0600, BryanGSimmons wrote:
>>
>>> I wouldn't actually rub someone's toothbrush on my asshole; making
>>> someone think you did would have a far greater effect on the
>>> person.
>>
>> It sounds like a way to get herpes. I'd need to hear a convincing
>> story I
>> could use to explain that to my wife first.
>>
> Mike, you wash the toothbrush before you rub it on your asshole,
> assuming that you are going to rub it on your asshole at all,
> rather than just telling the person that you had repeatedly
> rubbed it on your asshole, because there's no way that the
> person would have to know whether you actually rubbed the
> toothbrush on your asshole.* In fact, whether or not you had
> actually rubbed the toothbrush on your asshole would have no
> effect on whether the person who fed you cricket *believed* you
> when you told her that you had repeatedly rubbed her toothbrush
> on your asshole.
>
> There would be no explaining to your wife, if you were the
> hypothetical or real nephew who subsequently married the
> girlfriend about herpes.* That's not to say that the girlfriend
> who was fed the cricket cakes didn't subsequently break up with
> you, and you married a different woman who had never been fed
> cricket cakes by the crazy aunt.* That's also not to say that you
> might not have other conflicts with other family members about
> telling the aunt that you had repeatedly rubbed her toothbrush
> on your asshole, whether or not you *actually* rubbed the
> toothbrush on your asshole.
>
> I hope that this clarifies things for you.
>

Hush! You're getting master druce all worked up.