Master Bruce wrote:
> On Wed, 27 Jan 2021 12:18:43 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons
> > wrote:
>
>> On Wednesday, January 27, 2021 at 1:47:56 PM UTC-6, Master Bruce wrote:
>>> On Wed, 27 Jan 2021 11:45:10 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wednesday, January 27, 2021 at 7:20:27 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>>>
>>>>> What do you know about good coffee?
>>>>> You just drink cold and very milked down coffee and a bunch of caffeine
>>>>> pills.
>>>>>
>>>> The subtle flavors are easier to appreciate without the bitterness, acidity and
>>>> tongue scalding of hot, black coffee. It's 1:35 here, I've been awake since 3:30,
>>>> and I've had exactly one 200mg. caffeine tablet and about an ounce and a half
>>>> of espresso in a glass of whole milk. It was delicious.
>>> But it has little to do with coffee. It's like adding sweetener to
>>> white wine. You may have the tastebuds of a child.
>>>
>> Do you know what tastebuds even are?
>
> You may have arrested development of the tastebuds. Glug-glug-da-da.
> It's alright, though. Other people only have one leg. This is a very
> inclusive newsgroup. Da-da-glug-glug.
>

Master, your taste buds only respond to fecal odors. Take a big
whiff, and savor the stench.