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Crap recipes on my FB newsfeed
Bruce wrote:
> On Sat, 8 Aug 2020 18:22:56 -0400, jmcquown >
> wrote:
>
>> On 8/8/2020 3:45 PM, graham wrote:
>>> On 2020-08-08 1:02 p.m., Bruce wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 8 Aug 2020 11:55:48 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> https://www.flickr.com/photos/155222...57715410944773
>>>>>
>>>>> My favorite reply is, "MOM!Â* Duh dog fwew up agin."
>>>>>
>>>>> --Bryan
>>>>> https://www.lulu.com/en/us/shop/brya...-176j5weg.html
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The shipwreck dinner didn't look that bad to me for a quick slap-up
>>>> job with leftovers. But then I read 'KRAFT macaroni and cheese':
>>>>
>>>> "Enriched Macaroni Product (Wheat Flour, Glyceryl Monostearate,
>>>> Niacin, Ferrous Sulfate [Iron], Thiamin Mononitrate [Vitamin B1],
>>>> Riboflavin [Vitamin B2], Folic Acid), Cheese Sauce Mix (Whey, Corn
>>>> Syrup Solids, Palm Oil, Milk, Milkfat, Milk Protein Concentrate, Salt,
>>>> Contains Less than 2% of Sodium Tripolyphosphate, Medium Chain
>>>> Triglycerides, Maltodextrin, Dried Buttermilk, Sodium Phosphate,
>>>> Citric Acid, Guar Gum, High Acid Whey, Cream, Lactic Acid, Calcium
>>>> Phosphate, Cheese Culture, Skim Milk, Modified Food Starch, Yellow 5,
>>>> Natural Flavor, Yellow 6, Enzymes, Annatto [Color], Artificial
>>>> Flavor), Modified Food Starch, Potassium Chloride, Maltodextrin, Salt,
>>>> Acetylated Monoglycerides, Medium Chain Triglycerides, Natural Flavor,
>>>> Apocarotenal (Color)."
>>>>
>>>> This should be on the list of banned substances.
>>>>
>>> Since the ingredients should be listed in order of amount, it makes one
>>> wonder about the quantities in there.
>>
>> Bruce and Bryan are just made for each other! Ingredients lists are B O
>> R I N G.
>
> Not as boring as Jill McBiddy.
>
Thank you, Professor Van de Buttsniff.
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