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> On Thursday, January 16, 2020 at 7:22:39 PM UTC-6, Hank Rogers wrote:
> >
> > Bruce wrote:
> > >
> > > Does she call you Snag?
> > >
> >
> > Why not?
> >
> > If yoose have a woman there druce, what does she call yoose?
> >
> Woody? Mr. Splinter?

Pinocchio?
Maybe deadbeat? Worthless husband?

I suspect that she "brings home the bacon."
But she doesn't allow him to eat any.