In article >, Bruce
> wrote:

> According to that logic, North American English is a horrible version
> of real English. A colonial pigeon accent if you wish.

Meh...I'm bored, so I thought I'd pick on you. You're welcome!
A pigeon is a bird. You were grasping for "pidgin". Close though! Let's
call them homophones. How's your accent coming along? Would I be able
to understand you in a conversation?

leo