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Hank Rogers[_2_]

wrote:
> On Mon, 26 Mar 2018 16:56:16 -0500, "cshenk" > wrote:
>
>> As Don is on pain killers, I'm pretty secure on what to feed him that
>> doesn't cause constipation (slow muscle movement not working as well
>> causes that as a side effect of many pain killers).
>>
>> I would however like other ideas to expand my ideas for him, ones that
>> maybe you know that have not occured to me?
>>
>> For now, he's having 1/2c red grapes to match the ham bits he wanted.
>> He's hungry at last having not eaten all day so matching that with an
>> egg salad sandwich. Weak infusion of iced tea with very minimal sugar.
>>
>> Tomorrow it's butter beans and a modicum of pulled pork (bulk but
>> nothing slow to pass the intestinal tract since the pork will be a low
>> amount) and some cabbage cole slaw. Soup the rest of the time.
>
> What he really needs is a supper dupper blow job and a double dose of
> Metamucil.
>

Well, what are yoose waiting for popeye? Get yooself over there and *do
it*. Oh, yeah, don't forget to pick the metamucil up on yoose way.