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Default A WEBTV'ER OF YORE ASKS ABOUT "Roast pork."

On 4/6/2016 12:56 PM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:

>>>>> Well, it rings the dinner bell for me, dear heart. I oft recall the
>>>>> lingering deliciousness of a fatass pork butt wafting throughout
>>>>> Sunset
>>>>> Chateau, and dear Pleasance working merrily in the kitchen. Pleasance
>>>>> revealed, in her micro-minnie, legs as long as boats may travel. Ah,
>>>>> them were the good old daze.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Butt what about the man in the boat, was he saved?
>>>
>>>
>>> In the Egyptian Book of the Dead, it was Osiris with the mighty dong
>>> that caused the gods to become unseemly jealous of his manshank.
>>> In the end he saved himself and all of Grease.

>>
>> But as the dwarfish spawn of the Nephilim his parts were rent asunder
>> and later used for halftime appetizers...
>>
>> Seth belched but ultimately et on.
>>

>
> I know a hawt babe named Nephilim. I really wanna dong 'er.
>


You will need to get the GIANT sized cooze dam!

And no sleeping on the rocks.