dsi1 wrote:
> On Thursday, December 10, 2015 at 9:29:52 AM UTC-10, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>> On Tuesday, December 8, 2015 at 2:50:14 PM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
>>> On Tuesday, December 8, 2015 at 7:25:01 AM UTC-10, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>>>> On Sunday, December 6, 2015 at 8:30:03 PM UTC-6, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>>> taxed and spent wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> has anyone here ever tasted a banana other than a Cavendish? Do they exist
>>>>>> in parts of the world? Inquiring taste buds want to know.
>>>>>
>>>>> When I lived on Lung Guyland the hood was becoming Hispanic so I tried
>>>>> several kinds of bananas, but to be honest I really didn't like the
>>>>> weirdo bananas, the textures and flavors were very foriegn to me. I
>>>>> did like plantains but not the different 'dessert' type bananas. A
>>>>> lot of the produce was very weird to me, all those huge hairy root
>>>>> type thingies, I had no idea what to do with them. I'd ask the female
>>>>> shoppers (Hispanic men don't shop) how to cook those roots but they
>>>>> seemed uncomfortable with my asking, probably because most Hispanic
>>>>> women have large breasts and I couldn't resist ogling... well what did
>>>>> they expect, most didn't wear bras amd their huge nursing nipples were
>>>>> poking through their tee shirts... maybe in Hondurus it's no biggie,
>>>>> but I found it very distracting, especially when they'd nurse their
>>>>> four year old in public, can you blame me for being envious? I still
>>>>> remember being in line in the post office and here's this latina woman
>>>>> with two kids, right in front of me her four year old son and three
>>>>> year old daughter kept diving under her tee shirt and latching on to
>>>>> her huge breasts... she couldn't be more than twenty years old, she
>>>>> was very cute, couldn't be more than 5' and 110 lbs and had humongous
>>>>> boobs... I left before buying stamps lest I get arrested for sexual
>>>>> assault... I was 35 years old then and it was all I could do to
>>>>> control myself... I coulda split that little thing like a ripe melon.
>>>>
>>>> You present yourself as a person who has plenty of money, and there are
>>>> women who, for a rather large fee, will breast feed adult men (and the
>>>> occasional adult woman). As long as it's consensual, there's absolutely
>>>> nothing unethical about doing that, and as long as there is no accompanying
>>>> prostitution, it isn't illegal. Go for it, Sheldon.
>>>>
>>>> --Bryan
>>>
>>> For even more completely ethical fun, you could have the big bazoom hooker change your nappies after taking a dump in it. Later on, you both could shoot up in the toilet.
>>
>> Implying that a guy who would enjoy drinking milk from the breasts of
>> a woman whose body he finds attractive suggests that he has an adult
>> baby fetish is just wrong.
>>
>> Also, from what I've gathered, most women who provide the service do
>> not engage in sex with their clients. Guys will pay great money, far
>> more than for conventional sexual services.
>>
>> --Bryan
>
> I shall defer to your expertise in those things perverse i.e., completely ethical.
>

It's critical to consult an expert in these matters, of course...

;-)