On Thursday, December 10, 2015 at 9:29:52 AM UTC-10, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> On Tuesday, December 8, 2015 at 2:50:14 PM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> > On Tuesday, December 8, 2015 at 7:25:01 AM UTC-10, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> > > On Sunday, December 6, 2015 at 8:30:03 PM UTC-6, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> > > > taxed and spent wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > has anyone here ever tasted a banana other than a Cavendish? Do they exist
> > > > > in parts of the world? Inquiring taste buds want to know.
> > > >
> > > > When I lived on Lung Guyland the hood was becoming Hispanic so I tried
> > > > several kinds of bananas, but to be honest I really didn't like the
> > > > weirdo bananas, the textures and flavors were very foriegn to me. I
> > > > did like plantains but not the different 'dessert' type bananas. A
> > > > lot of the produce was very weird to me, all those huge hairy root
> > > > type thingies, I had no idea what to do with them. I'd ask the female
> > > > shoppers (Hispanic men don't shop) how to cook those roots but they
> > > > seemed uncomfortable with my asking, probably because most Hispanic
> > > > women have large breasts and I couldn't resist ogling... well what did
> > > > they expect, most didn't wear bras amd their huge nursing nipples were
> > > > poking through their tee shirts... maybe in Hondurus it's no biggie,
> > > > but I found it very distracting, especially when they'd nurse their
> > > > four year old in public, can you blame me for being envious? I still
> > > > remember being in line in the post office and here's this latina woman
> > > > with two kids, right in front of me her four year old son and three
> > > > year old daughter kept diving under her tee shirt and latching on to
> > > > her huge breasts... she couldn't be more than twenty years old, she
> > > > was very cute, couldn't be more than 5' and 110 lbs and had humongous
> > > > boobs... I left before buying stamps lest I get arrested for sexual
> > > > assault... I was 35 years old then and it was all I could do to
> > > > control myself... I coulda split that little thing like a ripe melon.
> > >
> > > You present yourself as a person who has plenty of money, and there are
> > > women who, for a rather large fee, will breast feed adult men (and the
> > > occasional adult woman). As long as it's consensual, there's absolutely
> > > nothing unethical about doing that, and as long as there is no accompanying
> > > prostitution, it isn't illegal. Go for it, Sheldon.
> > >
> > > --Bryan
> >
> > For even more completely ethical fun, you could have the big bazoom hooker change your nappies after taking a dump in it. Later on, you both could shoot up in the toilet.
>
> Implying that a guy who would enjoy drinking milk from the breasts of
> a woman whose body he finds attractive suggests that he has an adult
> baby fetish is just wrong.
>
> Also, from what I've gathered, most women who provide the service do
> not engage in sex with their clients. Guys will pay great money, far
> more than for conventional sexual services.
>
> --Bryan

I shall defer to your expertise in those things perverse i.e., completely ethical.