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On 7/3/2015 12:15 PM, sf wrote:
A little while ago, I heard someone complaining about the fact that his woman will not give him head. They’re having sex, and he’s going down on her, but getting no reciprocity. My first thought upon hearing this was: “They still make these?! I thought women who don’t give head went extinct about 10 years ago…Sometime around the release of Lil’ Kim’s second album.” This led me to deliver some tough love, Leon-style. I told the brother that it is a bad thing to date a woman who says she won’t perform fellatio. Her statement could be a warning sign for impending disaster. Here’s why:  - She just might be a selfish motherf*cker. - Most women who are really into sombody are willing to try new things(legal and not too painful) in order to please her man, if he’s handling his business. It’s safe to assume she likes you if you two are having sex, but it’s also safe to assume that she’s not 100% into you if she’s not willing to go down on you. - If she is already talking about what she won’t do in the early stages of a relationship, imagine what things are going to be like if you marry this woman. You will be negotiating and bartering for the same ol’ no-head-giving, in-house pu**y for the rest of your natural life! |
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