On 5/17/2015 11:16 PM, sf wrote:
> On Sun, 17 May 2015 21:41:53 -0700, "Paul M. Cook" >
> wrote:
>
>>
>> "sf" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>>
>>> I'm so proud of him! He finally realized that making pizza isn't as
>>> easy as eating it is because of his classic fail (using pizza dough
>>> leftover from Family Pizza Night) when I was gone last week. He
>>> thought making pizza was easy but now he finally figured out it's not
>>> as easy as he thought via his failure.
>>>
>>> We used what was left of the Pizza Night dough to make personal pizzas
>>> and he made for himself, actually asking me to tutor him how to do it
>>> (step by step). He was incredulous throughout the process, but he's
>>> very pleased with the result! He says "This is the best pizza I've
>>> ever made and I'm not kidding!" Tru dat, honey. 
>>>
>>> Now he admits that he didn't realize how many steps there are, how
>>> thinly sliced the toppings were and that he couldn't understand why it
>>> took me so long between pizzas (he only comes into the kitchen to tell
>>> me what he wants and how to do it, he doesn't stay and watch me make
>>> it from start to finish). LOL, quelle surprise! He has always
>>> appreciated my pizza, but now he *really* appreciates it since he
>>> understands the true amount of work that goes into it.
>>>
>>> Men! <still laughing>
>>
>>
>> It's just your guy. I can whip up a homemade pizza faster than you can
>> spend the cash in his wallet. I can make fresh dough as well. I typically
>> make "sauce" with just crushed tomato sauce and herbs. Piece of cake with
>> my Kitchenaid.
>>
>> There is nothing hard about pizza. A few steps but nothing hard. Why is it
>> you just never see female pizza *******?
>>
>
> Ah, yes. Comments from a male who was BORN knowing what to do and how
> to do it. Yeah, sure. I'm not buying that bridge.
>
All men know everything or will be sure to convince you they do.