On Fri, 10 Oct 2014 12:10:56 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:

> It turns an
> unappealing black color and has a non-bacon flavor to it.


> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>> There will never be an Long Whopper, Real Jerry. Not oval, not round,
>> not square, not nothing.
>
> I'm saving this message... and will be reposted IMMEDIATELY after BK makes
> the Announcement!!


I will give you $5,000 when Burger King announces a Long Whopper. In
the meantime, I've got a long whopper for you - just bend over and
I'll give it to you.


>>> PLUS it woul dbe the added benefit of being the first oval shaped beef
>>> patty ever invented!
>>
>> Salisbury steak patties - hamburger patties covered with gravy - have
>> been oval for about 100 years.
>
> Steak? Steak isn't a burger, steve.......... Where's teh bun, where's the
> ketchup, pickles, cheese... etc...

You said "oval-shaped beef patty", not burger, you fat **** asshole.
You even quoted it for all of us to see. Dumbass.

You lose again.

-sw