On Fri, 09 May 2014 15:46:53 -0400, Gary > wrote:

>Dave Smith wrote:
>>
>> On 2014-05-09 6:59 AM, Ophelia wrote:
>> >
>> >
>> > "Jeßus" > wrote in message
>> > news >> >> On Thu, 8 May 2014 13:47:13 -0400, "Christopher M."
>> >> > wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> What's your favorite thing to drink with a cocktail straw? I like
>> >>> lemonade
>> >>> and ice coffee.
>> >>
>> >> I ain't got no time for drinking through a skinny straw
>> >
>> > Real men don't ;-)
>> >
>>
>> If a man is drinking through a cocktail straw it is probably a Cosmopolitan.
>
>If a man is drinking through a cocktail straw he's probably gayer than
>***

Either that, or he's had his jaw wired shut after having an
altercation with a *** martial arts expert