Dave Smith wrote:
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> On 2014-05-09 6:59 AM, Ophelia wrote:
> >
> >
> > "Jeßus" > wrote in message
> > news
> >> On Thu, 8 May 2014 13:47:13 -0400, "Christopher M."
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >>> What's your favorite thing to drink with a cocktail straw? I like
> >>> lemonade
> >>> and ice coffee.
> >>
> >> I ain't got no time for drinking through a skinny straw
> >
> > Real men don't ;-)
> >
>
> If a man is drinking through a cocktail straw it is probably a Cosmopolitan.

If a man is drinking through a cocktail straw he's probably gayer than
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