On Tuesday, January 21, 2014 1:56:18 PM UTC-6, Janet Wilder wrote:
> On 1/21/2014 1:28 PM, gtr wrote:
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> > On 2014-01-21 18:23:30 +0000, jmcquown said:
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> >> On 1/21/2014 1:08 PM, Opinicus wrote:
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> >>> The Hungry Games: Reported Velveeta and bacon shortages loom over the
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> >>> Super Bowl
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> >> Yeah, right. I saw plenty of bacon at the grocery store. Also blocks
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> >> of Velveeta. It's marketing hype excuses to jack up the prices.
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> > Thank God! We're saved!
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> > Currently, since the last time I bought Velveeta it's been longer than
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> > at least one lifetime. I can't speak for my earlier incarnactions though.
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> You can't have a Super Bowl party without Velveeta and Rotela tomatoes
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> nuked into a dip. I know it's crap, but it's yummy crap and once a year
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> couldn't hurt.

Add a pound of ground beef and a can of refried beans.