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"Ronald McDonald" > wrote in
:

> Ronald McDonald wrote:
>
>> John Smith Casa Bona wrote:

>
>>> Yer gonna get your damned ass kicked in.

>>
>> By who?

>
> <crickets>
>
> So that's all it takes to make you bail out on your silly
> threat?
>
> <predictable crickets> Scrawny sissies living with their
> moms don't kick anything in. It hurts their widdle feets
> and real men scare them. Right, boner?
>
> BTW, I'm spending this afternoon having kinky sex with your
> mom. She wants to suck my big red nose, get tied up with my
> suspenders, and be spanked with my big floppy clown shoes.
> Afterwards I'll pimp her out to Hamburglar for a few extra
> bucks. She's a sparky wench.
>
> Ronald. McDonald
>
> "You and Spin work aff-f like sick little children with
> an unlimited tree branch of pinatas."
> -Casa bona
>
>

There is hot sex
fast sex
oral sex
safe sex
fruit sex
phone sex
group sex
kinky sex...
and, for people with a face like yours, there's masturbation.