On 7/10/2013 5:30 PM, Henry Mydlarz wrote:
> "Don Roberto" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On 7/9/2013 9:22 PM, Henry Mydlarz wrote:
>>> "Don Roberto" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>>
>>>> http://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/...back?ir=footer
>>>>
>>>> For the click-challenged:
>>>>
>>>> They're back.
>>>>
>>>> A year after Hostess filed for bankruptcy in the wake of ugly
>>>> in-fighting,
>>>> those little tubular sponge cakes with creamy filling that you and the
>>>> bulk of nuclear survivalists love are back, expected to hit shelves by
>>>> July 15th. The company is proudly proclaiming a "leaner" business
>>>> structure, but that in no way means that their product will make you any
>>>> leaner yourself.*
>>>> *Okay, well they didn't actually say that last part.**
>>>> **But that doesn't mean it isn't true!
>>>>
>>>> Move aside, 2004 Red Sox, because the new boxes of Twinkies will bear
>>>> the
>>>> totally true tag-line, "The Sweetest Comeback in the History of Ever." A
>>>> box of 10 Twinkies will still only set you back $3.99, and the company
>>>> says different styles of Twinkie, like flavored cakes and
>>>> crunchy-textured
>>>> cakes, could be in the works. Plus, we might not be far from Twinkies
>>>> that
>>>> are gluten-free, come with added fiber, or have low sugar/sodium, for
>>>> the
>>>> all those Twinkie-loving health nuts out there. Also, the company that
>>>> now
>>>> owns Hostess also owns Chef Boyardee and PBR (among others), so start
>>>> sending your fan-mail begging for hybrids like TwinkieOs and beer-filled
>>>> Twinkies NOW.
>>>>
>>>> The company's president swears that these little guys won't actually
>>>> last
>>>> forever, despite their reputation, and insists that they should be
>>>> consumed within 45 days. But, if anything, that just means that people
>>>> will be more desperate to eat them right away, so you should probably go
>>>> ahead and call in sick for July 15th right now.
>>>
>>> I'll get my backpack with insulin. I should be able to eat a limitless
>>> amount......
>>>
>>
>> Before you do: remember the current record is 24 of them in under a
>> minute. That's 3,600 calories!
>> Here are some more vital facts no twinkie lover should be ignorant of:
>>
>> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2144143.html
>> kinky twinkie eater
>>
>>
> Too much!!! I haven't even got over Krispy Kreme (or is it Qrispy Qreme?)
> doughnuts......
>

Yep. Grossest do-nut I ever came across.

> Henry
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