On 7/9/2013 9:22 PM, Henry Mydlarz wrote:
> "Don Roberto" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> http://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/...back?ir=footer
>>
>> For the click-challenged:
>>
>> They're back.
>>
>> A year after Hostess filed for bankruptcy in the wake of ugly in-fighting,
>> those little tubular sponge cakes with creamy filling that you and the
>> bulk of nuclear survivalists love are back, expected to hit shelves by
>> July 15th. The company is proudly proclaiming a "leaner" business
>> structure, but that in no way means that their product will make you any
>> leaner yourself.*
>> *Okay, well they didn't actually say that last part.**
>> **But that doesn't mean it isn't true!
>>
>> Move aside, 2004 Red Sox, because the new boxes of Twinkies will bear the
>> totally true tag-line, "The Sweetest Comeback in the History of Ever." A
>> box of 10 Twinkies will still only set you back $3.99, and the company
>> says different styles of Twinkie, like flavored cakes and crunchy-textured
>> cakes, could be in the works. Plus, we might not be far from Twinkies that
>> are gluten-free, come with added fiber, or have low sugar/sodium, for the
>> all those Twinkie-loving health nuts out there. Also, the company that now
>> owns Hostess also owns Chef Boyardee and PBR (among others), so start
>> sending your fan-mail begging for hybrids like TwinkieOs and beer-filled
>> Twinkies NOW.
>>
>> The company's president swears that these little guys won't actually last
>> forever, despite their reputation, and insists that they should be
>> consumed within 45 days. But, if anything, that just means that people
>> will be more desperate to eat them right away, so you should probably go
>> ahead and call in sick for July 15th right now.
>
> I'll get my backpack with insulin. I should be able to eat a limitless
> amount......
>

Before you do: remember the current record is 24 of them in under a
minute. That's 3,600 calories!
Here are some more vital facts no twinkie lover should be ignorant of:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2144143.html
kinky twinkie eater