> From: (BozoDeClown)
> Organization: http://groups.google.com
> Newsgroups: rec.food.cooking,alt.comedy.standup
> Date: 15 Nov 2003 16:20:24 -0800
> Subject: Ronco Showtime Rotisserie, do I need flavor injector?
>
> Greetings: I just ordered the Ronco Showtime Rotisserie. If you've
> ever called an 800 informercial number, you know the telemarketers at
> the other end try desperately to sell you everything but the
> Brooklyn-bridge as a possible accessory. I listened to and refused
> all the optional products they offered, which by the way nearly
> tripled the time I had to spend on the phone. I couldn't tell them to
> shut-up with all the ridiculous offers because they tell you they'll
> get fired if they don't. The only item, however, I refused that
> perhaps I should have ordered was something they called the RONCO
> FLAVOR INJECTOR. I think it's a turkey baster type syringe device for
> injecting cloves of garlic into chicken. They wanted to sell it to me
> for $17.95. My question is this: Do I REALLY need this flavor
> injector? Should I have ordered it? I was so anxious to get off the
> phone I didn't ask just how important it was for achieving the
> expected results. Does anybody have experience with this issue?
> Thank you.
>
> -Bozo-


The Ronco 'flavor injector' is a good item. You can use it to suck the
flavor out the asshole of someone you like, then inject the flavor into
someone you don't like so much. Then, when they fart, you can pretend
you're whiffing the farts of the one you love. As for injecting cloves of
garlic into chickens, I tried it, but chickens are pretty fast creatures -
and they bite too.

Tommy Joe

Tommy Joe