> From: (BozoDeClown)
> Organization: http://groups.google.com
> Newsgroups: rec.food.cooking,alt.comedy.standup
> Date: 15 Nov 2003 16:20:24 -0800
> Subject: Ronco Showtime Rotisserie, do I need flavor injector?
>
> Greetings: I just ordered the Ronco Showtime Rotisserie. If you've
> ever called an 800 informercial number, you know the telemarketers at
> the other end try desperately to sell you everything but the
> Brooklyn-bridge as a possible accessory. I listened to and refused
> all the optional products they offered, which by the way nearly
> tripled the time I had to spend on the phone. I couldn't tell them to
> shut-up with all the ridiculous offers because they tell you they'll
> get fired if they don't. The only item, however, I refused that
> perhaps I should have ordered was something they called the RONCO
> FLAVOR INJECTOR. I think it's a turkey baster type syringe device for
> injecting cloves of garlic into chicken. They wanted to sell it to me
> for $17.95. My question is this: Do I REALLY need this flavor
> injector? Should I have ordered it? I was so anxious to get off the
> phone I didn't ask just how important it was for achieving the
> expected results. Does anybody have experience with this issue?
> Thank you.
>
> -Bozo-


The Ronco 'flavor injector' is a good item. You can use it to suck the
flavor out the asshole of someone you like, then inject the flavor into
someone you don't like so much. Then, when they fart, you can pretend
you're whiffing the farts of the one you love. As for injecting cloves of
garlic into chickens, I tried it, but chickens are pretty fast creatures -
and they bite too.

Tommy Joe

Tommy Joe

Tommy Joseph > wrote in message >...

Thank you rec.food.cooking posters for your thoughtful replies, and
please ignore Tommy Joe. As it turned out the Flavor Injector and
another liguid syringe ARE ALREADY in fact included in the basic
offer. Apparently what I refused was a marinade-mix kit for $17.95
and not the syringes. I hope the marinades are as optional as the
syringes. Thanks again.

-Bozo-


> > From: (BozoDeClown)
> > Organization: http://groups.google.com
> > Newsgroups: rec.food.cooking,alt.comedy.standup
> > Date: 15 Nov 2003 16:20:24 -0800
> > Subject: Ronco Showtime Rotisserie, do I need flavor injector?
> >
> > Greetings: I just ordered the Ronco Showtime Rotisserie. If you've
> > ever called an 800 informercial number, you know the telemarketers at
> > the other end try desperately to sell you everything but the
> > Brooklyn-bridge as a possible accessory. I listened to and refused
> > all the optional products they offered, which by the way nearly
> > tripled the time I had to spend on the phone. I couldn't tell them to
> > shut-up with all the ridiculous offers because they tell you they'll
> > get fired if they don't. The only item, however, I refused that
> > perhaps I should have ordered was something they called the RONCO
> > FLAVOR INJECTOR. I think it's a turkey baster type syringe device for
> > injecting cloves of garlic into chicken. They wanted to sell it to me
> > for $17.95. My question is this: Do I REALLY need this flavor
> > injector? Should I have ordered it? I was so anxious to get off the
> > phone I didn't ask just how important it was for achieving the
> > expected results. Does anybody have experience with this issue?
> > Thank you.
> >
> > -Bozo-
>
>
> As for injecting cloves of garlic into chickens, I tried it,
> but chickens are pretty fast creatures - and they bite too.
>
> Tommy Joe
>
> Tommy Joe

YOU'RE A LIAR!!!

Chickens don't bite, they peck, you ****ing pecker.

PJ

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"Tommy Joseph" > wrote in message
...
>
>
> > From: (BozoDeClown)
> > Organization: http://groups.google.com
> > Newsgroups: rec.food.cooking,alt.comedy.standup
> > Date: 15 Nov 2003 16:20:24 -0800
> > Subject: Ronco Showtime Rotisserie, do I need flavor injector?
> >
> > Greetings: I just ordered the Ronco Showtime Rotisserie. If you've
> > ever called an 800 informercial number, you know the telemarketers at
> > the other end try desperately to sell you everything but the
> > Brooklyn-bridge as a possible accessory. I listened to and refused
> > all the optional products they offered, which by the way nearly
> > tripled the time I had to spend on the phone. I couldn't tell them to
> > shut-up with all the ridiculous offers because they tell you they'll
> > get fired if they don't. The only item, however, I refused that
> > perhaps I should have ordered was something they called the RONCO
> > FLAVOR INJECTOR. I think it's a turkey baster type syringe device for
> > injecting cloves of garlic into chicken. They wanted to sell it to me
> > for $17.95. My question is this: Do I REALLY need this flavor
> > injector? Should I have ordered it? I was so anxious to get off the
> > phone I didn't ask just how important it was for achieving the
> > expected results. Does anybody have experience with this issue?
> > Thank you.
> >
> > -Bozo-
>
>
> The Ronco 'flavor injector' is a good item. You can use it to suck the
> flavor out the asshole of someone you like, then inject the flavor into
> someone you don't like so much. Then, when they fart, you can pretend
> you're whiffing the farts of the one you love. As for injecting cloves of
> garlic into chickens, I tried it, but chickens are pretty fast creatures -
> and they bite too.
>
> Tommy Joe
>
> Tommy Joe
>