Intelligence riddle
On 2/4/2013 4:13 PM, dh@. wrote:
> On Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:47:58 -0800 (PST), "Mr.Smartypants"
> > wrote:
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>> On Jan 31, 10:55 am, "678.714.5764" > wrote:
>>> ****wit David Harrison was visiting the Eastbourne and Country Taxis
>>> company and happened to meet with the managing director. ****wit said,
>>> "I'm thinking of starting a houseboat cleaning company back at Holiday
>>> Marina. Your company seems to run very efficiently. What's the secret
>>> to your success?" The director replied, "You must surround yourself
>>> with intelligent people." ****wit said, "Okay, but how do I know if the
>>> people I hire are intelligent?" The director answered, "You must pose a
>>> question to them that allows them to prove their intelligence. Watch -
>>> I'll demonstrate." He pushed the button on his intercom to the cabbies'
>>> lounge and said, "Please send Derek Nash into my office." Derek
>>> appeared a moment later, and the director asked him, "Derek, your
>>> parents have a child, and it's not your brother and it's not your
>>> sister. Who is it?" Derek answered promptly, "It would be me, of
>>> course." "Very good," the director said, and Derek returned to the
>>> lounge. ****wit was impressed. "Thanks a lot for that. I'll use it
>>> when I get back to Lake Lanier."
>>>
>>> When he returned, ****wit called Douchebag Ron Hamilton into the shack
>>> serving as an office and put him to the test. "Uh...your parents have a
>>> child, and it ain't your brother and it ain't your sister. Uh, who is
>>> it?" Douchebag thought for a moment but couldn't answer. "Boss, I'll
>>> have to get back to you on that," Douchebag said as he sidled out of the
>>> shack. He asked all his pals but they couldn't answer, either. Then he
>>> thought, "Rupert's the smartest 'vegan' I know. I'll bet he knows the
>>> answer!" Douchebag looked up the University of Münster mathematics
>>> department and called it, eventually reaching Rupert. Douchebag said,
>>> "Listen, Rupert - your parents have a child, and it's not your brother
>>> and not your sister. Who is it?" Rupert quickly replied, "Why, it's
>>> me, naturally!" "Thanks, buddy, I owe you one," said Douchebag as he
>>> hung up the phone.
>>>
>>> Douchebag raced back to the shack and said, "*Goo*, I know the answer to
>>> your riddle. It's Rupert McCallum!" Disgusted, ****wit slammed down a
>>> dirty mop and shouted, "No, you stupid ****wit - it's Derek Nash!"
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>> LOL! At last you came up with something that was
>> humorous ..........besides your self-outstupidications that is.
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> I didn't read much of
LOL!!!
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