On Thu, 15 Nov 2012 14:24:31 -0600, zxcvbob > wrote:

>I don't want necessarily to pay $1 apiece for Amish™ heirloom-chicken
>Organic™ eggs (What does even that mean? I bet those chickens aren't
>even Amish at all)

Do Amish chickens own a horse and buggy?
How does the chicken steer the horse anyhow?