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On 6/7/2012 3:37 AM, somebody wrote:
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> does that come with a side of oxycotin? With a shot of Jack to wash
> it down?


I don't do drugs so I have to get high naturally. Of course, this means
that I don't get high either. I used to know a woman that was high on
life all the time. The first thing I expect is that big moody week that
always follows and any engagement is to be done very carefully. It's
like polishing a live mine. Anyway, this women never was down in the
years that I worked with her and we became buddies. She's like a freak
of nature and I always thought that she should be carefully be studied
to see how that can work.

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> I don't have any marmalade. Whenever I hear the word "marmalade" that
> I think of Marmaduke. I don't think I would like marmalade. Unless
> it was on Marmaduke. That might be a funny.


Marmaduke is a funny cartoon. Whenever I hear "Marmaduke" I think of
Vegemite. Why that is, is a mystery.

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> I've never seen DKB. Where do I find it?


This is a good question. The website is pretty entertaining - maybe even
inspirational. Entertaining and inspirational is good for a website.

http://www.daveskillerbread.com/

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