On Jun 7, 4:59*pm, Gary > wrote:
> Brooklyn1 wrote:
>
> > somebody wrote:
>
> > > The is one of the happiest days of my life! *UPS left a package at my
> > >front door while I was gone, and it was the new toaster.
>
> > Do you mean an even happier day than when UPS left that blow up doll?
>
> That was *my* happiest day, darnit! * 
when it blew (up)?