On 6/6/2012 3:39 PM, somebody wrote:
> On Jun 6, 6:03 am, Tommy > wrote:
>> On Jun 5, 10:34 pm, > wrote:
>>
>>> The is one of the happiest days of my life! UPS left a package at my
>>> front door while I was gone, and it was the new toaster. It has a
>>> button that when pressed is supposed to make perfect Bagels and
>>> English Muffins... I saw the same thing in Kroger this eve and it was
>>> on sale for $29. I paid $16 on Amazon.
>>
>>> Also, at Kroger there was a Hamilton-Beach unit that was a "toaster
>>> over" and a "toaster". It was a toaster oven, with two slots in the
>>> top to make toast. I believe they called it: "toastensation." So it
>>> is no longer a either/or whether to buy a toaster oven or a toaster.
>>> Now, you can have both! In one unit! And save all that precious
>>> counter space.
>>
>> This is wonderful news, but it fills me with fear to know that with
>> you today's extreme happiness will only lead to extreme sadness on the
>> morrow. I can't wait to see what goes wrong with the toaster. Not
>> rooting for it to go down, only saying I will be here to read your
>> complaints and respond to them as they come in. And if it happens
>> with the toaster I will be the first to remind me of how happy you
>> were the day it arrived and how exuberantly you displayed that
>> happiness for all on this group to see.
>>
>> Your future is toast,
>> TJ
>
> I dreamed this morning that my ex was having trouble breathing and
> then stopped breathing and I was looking for a phone to call 911 when
> I woke up. Colored the whole day. Felt like I was living among
> ghosts as I went through the day.
>

You shudda had a piece of toast. I recommend "Dave's Killer Bread." It's
great stuff. It's so good, I eat the end pieces. On other loaves, the
end is worthless but the same piece of DKB, is better than any kind of
bread you can think of.

Have a seat in the morning sun, eat the toast, and contemplate life.
Spread some marmalade on your toast and you'll be deliriously happy.