On Jun 5, 10:34*pm, somebody > wrote:
> The is one of the happiest days of my life! *UPS left a package at my
> front door while I was gone, and it was the new toaster. *It has a
> button that when pressed is supposed to make perfect Bagels and
> English Muffins... I saw the same thing in Kroger this eve and it was
> on sale for $29. *I paid $16 on Amazon.
>
> Also, at Kroger there was a Hamilton-Beach unit that was a "toaster
> over" and a "toaster". *It was a toaster oven, with two slots in the
> top to make toast. I believe they called it: *"toastensation." *So it
> is no longer a either/or whether to buy a toaster oven or a toaster.
> Now, you can have both! *In one unit! *And save all that precious
> counter space.


This is wonderful news, but it fills me with fear to know that with
you today's extreme happiness will only lead to extreme sadness on the
morrow. I can't wait to see what goes wrong with the toaster. Not
rooting for it to go down, only saying I will be here to read your
complaints and respond to them as they come in. And if it happens
with the toaster I will be the first to remind me of how happy you
were the day it arrived and how exuberantly you displayed that
happiness for all on this group to see.

Your future is toast,
TJ