"somebody" > wrote in message
...
On May 26, 7:49 am, Gary > wrote:
> Tommy Joe wrote:
>
> > On May 25, 8:58 pm, zxcvbob > wrote:
>
> > > "The perfect fart is a rare thing. You could spend your entire life
> > > looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life."
>
> > > Wait... Yes it would.
>
> > A full throttled fart lasting one full minute would be
> > outstanding.
>
> Well, I wasn't planning to respond to this worthless thread but I do have
> a
> somewhat funny story about the subject that happened about a year ago.
>
> I get up at 4:30 each day, and I love to sit out on the back porch before
> dawn, drinking coffee and enjoying the silent mornings. Still dark out,
> it's
> very quiet then the birds start to chirp. I love early mornings.
>
> Well, I was sitting out there one morning (in the dark) and had to fart. I
> leaned to the right and let one go. Between getting compressed by my
> buttcheeks and then the chair I was sitting on, it got compressed and
> trumpeted an extremely loud "BRAAAAP," breaking the silence. I didn't mean
> for that to happen but almost immediately I heard someone yell, "HEY!"
> Whoever said that was evidently also sitting out on their back porch
> enjoying the quiet morning.
>
> Sorry about that pal....heheheh

That's funnier than a fart in an elevator when no one is expecting
it!

when IS a fart expected in an elevator?