"Lou Decruss" > wrote in message
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> When my wife and I got married we put a pinto bean in a jar every time
> we "did it" for the first year we were married. Then the next year we
> took a bean out of the jar every time we "did it" to see if we were
> "doing it" more or less. We've been married thirty years now, I'm
> still taking beans out of the jar!


As you go along, you'll find:

Getting old is when the WRONG parts of your body get STIFF.

Dimitri