Cast iron, 19th century, food related,
it punches all of my buttons except I've
got no room for it. Not to mention I'm
mildly lactose intolerant and have a bad
problem with soy, so I wouldn't get much
use out of it.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/270837838898

Hope that link works. I can't test it
on my Usenet machine since eBay broke
their broken software even further.