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On Tue, 23 Aug 2011 12:09:39 -0500, Lou Decruss wrote:

> On Tue, 23 Aug 2011 12:47:36 -0400, TFM® >
> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 23 Aug 2011 11:55:49 -0400, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>
>>> TFM® wrote:
>>>
>>>>Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Another 16 Quart potful of "Greasy Zuke Stoup":
>>>>> http://i51.tinypic.com/35n3k9f.jpg
>>>>
>>>>And no one noticed yet that he was wearing his best dress when he took that
>>>>pic, which was most likely the entire purpose of such a shot.
>>>>
>>>>Thank **** it wasn't a miniskirt.
>>>>
>>>>TFM®
>>>
>>> Thank **** you didn't know I cook totally nude, or you woulda dropped
>>> to your knees and begged to blow me... natcherly I'd not let your
>>> scuzzy faggot lips near me.

>>
>>
>>Let's see, you're cooking, you're fully clothed, so you're a ****ing liar.
>>
>>You're wearing a dress in that picture. There's no getting out of that.

>
> She's always seemed to me like a house dress kinda girl. I'll bet she
> goes to the grocery store with curlers in her hair.
>
>
> Lou



Now that I think about it, it makes more sense.
Sheldon isn't an ugly, cross-dressing man, he's simply a she.

The online male persona was simply something it came up with to bolster
it's pen sales way back when the internet and Ebay were first invented.

Only a woman could hate all men *and* all women.
Only a woman would blame me for my wife's death and call me a murderer.
Only a woman would wear a dress like that in the kitchen...

Shelly, you've seen an actual picture of me. You know I'm packing a dick.
If anything I've said in this post is untrue, provide proof.
(IOW, prove your gender or forever be known as a woman)

TFM®