Brooklyn1 wrote:
> BIG Trouble
>
> A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his
> wedding anniversary.
> "Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there
> had better be something
> in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in
> two seconds flat!"
> The next morning, the wife looked outside and
> saw a small package in
> the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it
> .... and found a brand
> new bathroom scale. Funeral services for her
> husband have been set for
> Saturday ...

I first heard that about 20 years ago.....