On Thu, 2 Dec 2010 08:59:12 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown
> wrote:

>On Dec 2, 8:46*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>> On Wed, 1 Dec 2010 21:31:48 -0800 (PST), projectile vomit chick
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>> > wrote:
>> >On Dec 1, 12:02 pm, A Moose In Love >
>> >wrote:
>> >> Take 12 eggs. Some might call this a dozen eggs. Other people might
>> >> refer to this amount as 12 eggs. Look at these eggs. Go onto
>> >> rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire
>> >> whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. If your wire whisk is
>> >> OK, throw it out. Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl.
>> >> Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon).
>> >> The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. Get that ****in' pan
>> >> hot. Medium hot. Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so
>> >> desired. Add butter to the pan. Make sure it doesn't brown or
>> >> blacken. When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs.
>> >> Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. Serve. Don't go all omlette and
>> >> shit and make it into some kind of omlette. Just scramble the eggs.
>> >> Then serve. If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn
>> >> how to fry eggs. I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red
>> >> Hot sauce. Just a tad. So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing
>> >> scramble them.
>>
>> >What about the ****ing toast? *****in' A you gotta have toast!
>>
>> Screw the toast... you need my ****in' sausage!
>
>yeah and how about some fookin' pancakes! For the love of god man,
>make the damn pancakes and let's get on with this freakin breakfast!!

No stinkin' pancakes for me... I want D CUPS!