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Kent wrote:
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>> On 11/12/2010 3:04 PM, Kent wrote:
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>>>> I got 12 pounds of beefy ribs on right now. Should be done in about 2
>>>> hours. These things are meaty for sure.
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>>>> Whatever kent is smoking must be some really good stuff. Wonder if he
>>>> is
>>>> walking around with the purple dragons and the polka-dotted ducks...
>>>>
>>>> specific gravity in recipes (for nearly 2 weeks!) my ass
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>>> The specific gravity of your feces, once it gets into your large bowel.
>>> is
>>> very near 1.0. If your turds float, the specific gravity is probably
>>> .85-.9. If the turds sink to the bottom of the toilet bowl, it is
>>> probably
>>> at least 1.1 or more. The specific gravity, or density of your turds has
>>> a
>>> lot to do with your disposition. If you're behaving in a foul fashion,
>>> as
>>> it seems you may be, you might consider an ion exchange laxative which
>>> draws
>>> water into overly dense turds, reducing the turd specific gravity. An
>>> example of that would be Miralax, or polyethylene glycol 3350.
>>>
>>> Hope this helps,
>>>
>>> Kent
>>>

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>> I don't see anything he wrote in this post as being foul. I think what he
>> wanted to say was you are too anal. He chose to do it in a round about
>> way. I won't.
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>> You're too anal.
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>> Hope this helps..
>>
>> BBQ
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> You poor dear, you don't have a sense of humour, a sad way to go through
> life.
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> Kent
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So you are ***? Not that there's anything wrong with that...