On Mon, 21 Jun 2010 20:58:30 -0700, Dan Abel > wrote:

>I've heard a lot of names for that part of the female anatomy, but this
>is the first time I've heard it referred to as "Canadian bacon"!
>
>I can hear it now, "Hey squeaks, look at that cute guy over there, why
>doncha sashay over there and shake your Canadian bacon at him, and see
>if he bites!".

An' what makes you think I was referring to anatomy, hmmmm? Perhaps I
was merely going to put some Canadian bacon on a hook and dangle it in
front of the first available Mountie. Everyone know the Mounties
always get their ham...

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd - ducking and running

--

"If the soup had been as warm as the wine,
if the wine had been as old as the turkey,
and if the turkey had had a breast like the maid,
it would have been a swell dinner." Duncan Hines


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