"Those of us with functioning minds know very well the limitations
and flaws of so-called "science"."

What, astrology then? Logic then dictates asking if one has a
"functioning mind".

"I could find a study that refutes what you've posted here, but
I have better things to do than play the stupid "my scientist
can beat up your scientist" game."

Happy to see it. A good astrology chart can be substituted instead if
you come up short.