Has anyone seen this legendary mythical creature?

I've been searching high and low. More specifically, Lowe's, which
countless baking web-sites swear is the world-wide purveyor of dirt
cheap red unglazed quarry tiles. NOT! Called 3 Lowe's and been told
....."...no, but we can order them". Likewise Home depot and half
dozen lame small businesses. I can only suspect the "line my oven for
under $5" is a blantant outright lie perpetrated by snarky bread geek
wannabe's wishing to impress clueless sourdough wannebe's like myself.

nb