On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:38:20 -0500, brooklyn1 wrote:

> On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 10:00:39 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> > wrote:
>
>>On Dec 18, 10:48*am, brooklyn1 > wrote:
>>> "Christopher M." wrote:
>>>
>>> >The food from my toaster oven, like waffles and crumpets, doesn't retain
>>> > heat after I cook it.
>>>
>>> Well, when the food is ready is not when you're supposed to decide to
>>> go take a leak. *I see folks in restaurants do that all the time...
>>> after ordering they sit there BSing for fifteen minutes but then as
>>> soon as the food arrives is when all the females deside to go take a
>>> fifteen minute group pee... no wonder the food gets cold... and why
>>> can't females pee on their own...
>>
>>Hell if I know. And why do they talk while they're peeing? Can't
>>they shut up for two minutes?
>>
>>Cindy Hamilton
>
> My ex was known to pick up the phone and talk to her mother while
> getting laid... and sheesh, all I needed was two minutes.

this is the most believable thing you've said in years.

blake