On Dec 18, 10:48*am, brooklyn1 > wrote:
> "Christopher M." wrote:
>
> >The food from my toaster oven, like waffles and crumpets, doesn't retain
> > heat after I cook it.
>
> Well, when the food is ready is not when you're supposed to decide to
> go take a leak. *I see folks in restaurants do that all the time...
> after ordering they sit there BSing for fifteen minutes but then as
> soon as the food arrives is when all the females deside to go take a
> fifteen minute group pee... no wonder the food gets cold... and why
> can't females pee on their own...

Hell if I know. And why do they talk while they're peeing? Can't
they shut up for two minutes?

Cindy Hamilton

>really... and it's not like females
> need to find it... and they typically have that string tied to it
> anyway! LOL
>
> Use warmed plates and serve heated syrup.