Christopher Helms said...

> On Jul 25, 11:25*am, Chemiker > wrote:
>> On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:04:29 -0700 (PDT), Chemo the Clown
>>
>> > wrote:
>> >On Jul 24, 1:47*pm, Andy > wrote:
>>
>> >> But then I drink Bud Light. There's not much they can cut without re-
>> >> labeling it Bud Water.
>>
>> >> "Same as it ever was."
>>
>> >> Andy
>> >> --
>> >> I'm no longer a danger to society.
>>
>> >You should move up to Keystone or Busch.
>>
>> Busch "Bavarian" is a beer based on corn.
>
>
> That stuff is awful. It barely tastes like beer at all. Which reminds
> me of a joke.
>
> You know why drinking Coors Light is like having sex on a boat?
>
> They're both ****ing close to water.


LOL!

I've been told, so don't quote me on this, that every July 4th the locals
gather to **** in the Colorado river just upstream from the Coors brewery.
Word has it, by the time it goes through treatment and filtration there's
no trace. ****water in your face!!! It's a funny gesture nonetheless, imho.


Andy