"TheScullster" > wrote in message
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> "Samantha F. McKenzie" wrote
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>> In your opinion, is this the best way to baste a chicken?
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>> http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-05...3442652795.jpg
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>> http://www.culinarytip.com
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>> Samantha F. McKenzie
>> 21 Haslemere Road
>> BRISTOL
>> BS9 0HE
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> That's the wrong kind of "tasty bird" for that sort of carry on!


Why use the condom?

1. It is dead and cannot get pregnant
2. It is a chicken and a male human cannot get it pregnant
3. It takes away the feeling

Adam