On 11-Apr-2009, =?Windows-1252?B?VEZNrg==?= >
wrote:

> "Nunya Bidnits" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In . com,
> > TFM® > typed:
> >> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >>> TFM® > wrote:
> >>>
> >>
> >> Now for a bit of humor. I frequently stop into a local store's
> >> lavatory while working to use their facilities.
> >> The sign on the mirror over the sink says, "Employees must wash your
> >> hands before returning to work."
> >>
> >> I've stood at the door and hollered but nobody ever came.
> >>
> >> TFM®
> >
> > You probably do a lot of damage to those paper hand towel roll
> > dispensers
> > with the sign that says "Pull down - Tear up."
>
> Hey, I'm just following instructions.
> The worst is when I'm on a trip and I see the signs that say, "Clean
> restrooms next exit". It takes forever to get anywhere that way.
>
> TFM®

Enough already. I choked on my drink and stomped on the cat. She
clawed the shit out of my foot and I wasted thirty minutes trying to
find enough usable bandaids in a bunch made in 1989. While that
was going on, the asparagus I had simmering on the stove dried
up and burnt all to hell and gone. I'm going to sue TFM® for mental
anguish just as soon as I can find a lawyer that will take the case for
$20 down and $20/Mo.

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