On Apr 8, 8:21*pm, Sqwertz > wrote:
>
> [I accidentally posted this to rec.fun.condoms earlier by mistake]
>

Too bad yuor parents didn't read rec.fun.condoms 6 months before your
birth.

>
> We seem to have a glut of morons lately. *I don't claim to be a
> Usenet expert except on odd-numbered days, but I can't really tell
> what the latest influx of morons all have in common (other than the
> usual no-lives).
>
> We have all sorts of trolls that love crossposting, people telling
> us all sorts of brain-deadening odds and ends, and some really
> bottom of the barrel questions and comebacks. *And all the Dimitris
> and Littleshoes that love encouraging them.
>
> Has anybody figured out a pattern to any of this, other than RFC
> loves to invite trolls, and that certain people are the first to
> respond to it?
>
> Imagine what will happen when Peter returns (I assume my filters
> aren't *that* good - he is gone, isn't he?). *I'm pretty sure that
> day will mark the end of RFC as we knew it.
>
> ObFood: Stouffers Stromboli ($2.39). *Don't bother. *I love
> Stouffers, but this didn't make the grade.
>
> -sw

Also:
>
> Now go away before I unzip and let my pit bull lose on your furry little ass.
>

Do you have a zipper on your mouth? Because that's where your bull
comes out of.